Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Cricket fundas

Where do the Indian batsmen perform best?
In Ads.What is the Indian version of hat trick?
Scoring 3 runs from 3 balls.What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello
Wife : Hello, can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.
Indian Team Manager: Sorry, he has just gone out to bat
Wife: Thats ok I'll hold on.When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
While bowling.DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge asks a little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced, whom do you want to live with? your mummy?
little girl - No, my mommy beats me.
judge - I guess you want to live with your daddy.
little girl - No, my daddy beats me too.
judge - Who do you want to live with then?
little girl - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they have never beaten and will never beat anybody!

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