Wednesday, October 21, 2009

If you are caught sleeping at your desk

We all often feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. What if your boss caught you sleeping at work? Here are a few excuses you can tell him:• "They told me in the blood bank that this might happen."
• "This is just a fifteen minute power nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
• "Phew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating about the mission statement and was envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was conducting a test on my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga to relieve work-related stress."
• "Aww! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out the solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine isn't working"
• "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong cup!"

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