Monday, October 19, 2009

No Pun Intended

1. Energiser bunny arrested - charged with battery.
2. When Trisha saw her first strands of gray hair she said she'd dye.
3. Sachin comments on his acupuncture treatment - jab well done.
4. When Vijay and Ajith met, it was an I for an I.
5. Bush has a photographic memory which was never developed.
6. A lunatic threatens to jump of a building because his calendar's day's are numbered.
7. Santa wins the election. He is the main clause. His helpers are the sub clauses.
8. A local electrician won ten lakh rupees in a quiz show. When asked how, he said he keeps himself updated with the current affairs.

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